MY 5G QUARREL by Adeogun Titus

There is a recorded voice note that is currently in circulation about the Corona Virus experts recently invited from China. The voice said they are responsible for the massive deaths recorded recently in Governor Abdullahi Ganduje’s Kano State. According to the voice, the deaths was as result of the 5G network that was tested in the state by the Chinese who disguised as COVID-19 experts invited by the Federal Government of Nigeria. The voice also added that it will soon be tested in Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu’s Lagos State.

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I have seen posts/columnist on social and print media from some perceived learned people – Medical and Academic doctors, the ones that did Salt and water bath during the Ebola era; Educationists; Lawyers; Engineers bowing to fake prophesies and the most unexpected are some Tech experts who also bow to some confused conspiracy theorists whom their refusal and failure to up their games is seriously and dangerously gunning them down.

Recently, amongst some highly rated MOGs like the divorced pastor Chris Oyakhilome was at the front burner. One of his viral YouTube videos during the maiden era of this current pandemic titled “5G IS THE REASON BUHARI CALLED FOR A LOCKDOWN” had just 18k views for more than one month ago now. Reason been that, with the title, no need to burn your expensive internet data on some YouTube stuffs that has no and will never have any impact on your mental growth and development. Also, I belong to the class that reason strongly to believe that reality is beginning to done on everyone even among his followers. Just imagine pastor Chris at his level who couldn’t take advantage of the new order that has come to stay whether he likes it or not. In another of his video titled “5G IS LOVELY but……,” a 17-minute video got about 296k views on YouTube in just a month, and that’s it. This is ratio 18:296, which is even a 5G compliance for him. He is never aware of his potentials, he kept milking his gullible flocks via physical cashing out, spits on every technological advancement for the fear of being out of business but unfortunately, COVID-19 has come to take us to a whole new world where cashing out has gone online. 5G hater private school owners are not finding it funny this season. Smarter school proprietors have moved on, online classes everywhere.  

Comedian Mark Angel and the little Emmanuella’s “SOCIAL DISTANCING” already has 4.7M views on YouTube in a space of one month. This is how to key in. Watching these ace comedians, Ali Baba and AY some weeks ago, in separate programs, they both confessed how this pandemic took them by surprise and made them lost a lot like the already organized Easter shows. One of them said he had no option that to switch plans and strategies. He said he is working on something that will be coming up on YouTube soon. 

Online football betting platforms continue running despite the suspension of football leagues worldwide. Zoom League, Simulated Reality League (SRL) and other electronic leagues are all currently running.

Signs that Stella Otobo’s Suleiman is another god of men that will be left behind and get stocked with hate and his Gate's vaccine theory when the world fully embrace the new reality. He managed to reach 59k viewers with a YouTube video of 8 months ago. 

If you believed that Governor of Kaduna State Mallam Nasir El-Rufai lied about him contacting the COVID-19 and at the same time believed that of Atiku's son, Chioma(Davido's baby mama) and the Dokpesis, then you are finished.

My quarrel here now is that you have come all the way from Java, Symbian and now android. Also, from ‘edge’, ‘EDGE’, ‘2G’, ‘3G’, ‘3.5G,’ and I believe your device is currently running on 4G platform. What harm has all these other spectra you already used caused you? Then what made you believed that 5G will kill you? I advise you to flush your 4G Android phone into your soak away now and embrace your touch light phone so that you can be free and safe from the 5G network disaster.

THINK please!

ADEOGUN TITUS